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i seriously can't believe i got the paris hilton album. surprisingly, i had the 'screwed' song about two years ago, so it must have been recorded ages ago. ok, her songs, the whispery ones all sound similar, and track 5, entitles 'jealousy' sure sounds like its specially dedicated to ex-bestie nicole richie. i really shld stop indulging in celebrity gossip. aahhaha. ok im even badder than ever. i got the jessica simpson 'a public affair' album. ahhahahaha. dear god save me from bimbo cheeseball factory please.

study. stop calling me to go out. i think i must put my foot down now. i need to stamp out all unnecessary events right now. sorry. ok only one event allowed, if u all organize some farewell thingy for moses. so only liable event coordinators need apply to my schedule. sorry to be spoil sport, but i gotta be selfish now. ahahhaa.

oooh in case some young hip and cool (hopefully hot!) gynaecologist is browsing through blogs right now, please come to my aid! as you all know, i subsequently have problems with the fanny especially when she gets her almost monthly injuries, and this entire month ive been having deep problems with my fanny again. she bleeds as and when she feels like it. she doesnt leak as much as normal, but she drip drops whenever she feels depressed, which seems to be alot lately. how do you cheer your 'fanny' up? i don't want to poke and probe, but if nothing else works, then i guess some heart-to-heart chats with the 'fanny' may be in session soon. i have to put some time aside for her. would anyone be willing to keep her company? she is rather introverted, and takes time to warm up to others too. a little help?

oh i finally got the splinter, that had been residing there for over 3 days, out of my foot. lik finally!!!! it hurt like hell. i have a feeling smthg is still semi-stuck there, because all that came out was a teensy black thing. but after crouching over for two hours trying to tear open my skin and fiddling around the wound trying to pry that blasted thing out, it was well worth it. i no longer walk with a wince and a semi-limp!!!! hurrah to my nimble fingers and that little sewing needle. tweezers go suck shit! u tweezers suck big time! such inadequate tools.

the lacto-intolerance is working up again. had a bagel with butter n jam n poof the loo became my best friend for a good 20 minutes. it's like machine gun goodness pooping in there. tomorrow im in for a treat, but it might mean i may not be able to leave the house for school. lasagne for lunch!!! yay my true love - CHEESE!!!!! and my forced lover - the toilet bowl.

black and white

i just saw this on the main page, and their irresistably cute! i always wanted short-eared rabbits. all i had was a fuzzy long-eared one that died young due to heart failure. oh boo. they are so adorable, omfg, im gushing over the cutest rabbits alive la. look at them chew!!! ahahha.

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it has just dawned upon my feeble mind that my exams are merely weeks away and yet i seem to still be so nonchalant about it all. i need that pierce in the side to send a wave of urgency flowing through me. i wanna start i really do. right now, at this unearthly hour, im making my final decision of which literature books i shld be doing. shakespeares are definitely in, then i gotta flit between gibberish language of geoffrey chaucer, or the dull yet intelligible read of george eliot. eeks. decisions, and i feel it's already too late. i need to catch up on econs, and try to relearn some basic chinese, all within the month of august. as for history, oh dear god, bloody hell regional history wasnt as easy as i had thought it wwld be. fuck the europeans, why cldnt they jsut cooperate and let one european country takeover, instead of battling over all our petty little kingdoms like nitwits, causing more headaches to modern man learning about their own lands. gahh. go go go. help help help. now now now. tourettes again. help especially needed for chinese and econs, and advice needed for literature. thank you. please approach me for further dilemmas.

ok, the brunt of the blame lies with me. my fault im like so short of time. but i have been watching pretty depressing shows lately. and comedies. loadsa comedies. i am a bad influence on myself. if u all have hbo(ch60) please watch 'sometimes in april', i feel it beats 'hotel rwanda' hands down. no don cheadle, but debra winger is a worthy substitute to lending familair names. i've seen it twice so far and it never fails to tug at my heartstrings. so many tragedies. i made up for it by watching 'green wing'!!! yes im done ive got the complete four seasons of 'coupling' so if u want sex-satires go watch it too!!! ive only got season one of green wing though, so if anyone has season 2, lend pls! brits are my favouritest at the moment. that is until one tree hill, grey's and other new seasons of american telly begins. but go UK! hail queen E. II!!!!

i feel like eating ondeh ondeh. now.

orange and purple lovely

hey hey hey!!!! im quite proud of myself. managed to tweak the blog html-manually ok! it's still screwed up but im quite enjoying it so yea. who would dare deny me my two favorite colours of all time?

i think there was an overdose of food yesterday at rena's place. i ate and ate and ate and yet there seemed to still have copious amounts left over. including an entire container of chilli crabs!!!! i say when girls play games, they go absolutely bonkers. including myself. imagine more than 10 pple playing spoons(aka heart attack). injuries were inevitable. there was clawing, screaming, snatching, screaming, eye stabbing, screaming, beating, screaming, and just more screaming and frustrations. it was tons of fun. we decided to tone it down a little with pictionary. but u see, when a bunch of pple get together, board games with 23462862828 rules usually dont work out. oh well, but we always managed to entertain ourselves some way or other.

i shall blog more often i think since i wanna keep my outings to a minimal from next week onwards. if anyone knows how to instruct me on basic html, i wanna make the 3 pics above separated in a table n let them look individually separated. if u get what i mean.

where's nic? let's leave soon please. i dont have much cash so bring some please!

verbal diarrhea

i would like to talk about relationship today. just to say i'm glad i'm not in one. no offence to happy couples. but it really doesnt suit me. what's the point in delving into a relationship with someone whom u don't have a any love for? i mean no matter what people say, or no matter what that person may do for you, it wldnt make any sense to jump onto the lovaboat just because of certain gestures. maybe im just being immature and senseless, but im really comfortable and happy where i am. really. i enjoy the free time that i have to do anything i want in the world. i relish the freedom to go out with a group of guys without anyone harboring hints of jealousy. actually i dont know what my stand on relationships are, but whatever it is, im not ready for one lar.

i always procrastinate about studying. it's high time i get started. ok from next week onwards i want to study for real. as in for real for real, not just saying for real. like time to draw up my weekly schedule and all that crap. i dont think i can stick to a fixed schedule, so yes, of course leaving time aside for enjoyment. well, not too much. i need to work this out with myself.

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i have tourettes when im drunk.