The Bleeding Philosophy

~HURRAH~

heyya all,my common tests are finally over,and im having free and easy days now. not! oh, to ben: i dont care, i have to sign up for driving this week or next week latest, my mom is bugging me to the max, and i want a car of my own,so should sign up asap. sad thingis, she's still against me getting a vespa, despite it being 72957203875032708752075087527527287287328 times cheaper than a car. darn it. ok, ccta today was.....great!!!finally smthg that i feel confident i would pass. unless, nvm. shall be optimistic.

~BLEEDING CHRONICLES (part 1)~

usually bestowed upon every female in the primes of her life, i thought i was unlucky when mine hardly showed up. everyone had a monthly pass, mine was seasonal. now though, it's as frequent as the rain. just on monday, the red robe was bestowed upon me once again, in all it's glory and splendour. how i hate to accept it, yet, many women categorize it as sort of a passing out ceremony, the saying goes, "you won't appreciate it, till you miss it." sure, im fine living without this feminine characteristic.
i guess by now, everyone can tell im talking about the female period. menstruation. menses. blood. pad time. some associate it with pms. whatever it is, i hate it, and im having it now. for the first time min my life, im bleeding profusely from downunder. help. it's not a pretty sight. i shall highlight to all the male species reading this: it sucks when you bleed.
the blood begins as any usual blood you see when u get a cut or graze, it's bright red. then, as the pad starts filling to the brim, the colour turns shades darker. and you know wad's so funny? have you ever noticed that your sanitary pad becomes considerably heavier after you're done with it? ok, im being very gross here, but im overwrought with grief due to this. urgh! the viscosity of the blood discharged is so high. it's like a red mucousy substance, i cant believe it passed through my sensitive area. this is such a taboo topic, but heck. okay, i feel so icky. this is the reason why i dont really wanna go out, despite being over and done with my tests. i just feel so gross. im grossed out by myself. yucks.
why did god create the female to bleed in such an awkward way? is it really necessary to make us suffer so? *ponder*. you know, in the old days, before the sanitary pad was invented, what did the women wear to protect themselves? WHAT??? did they just go around underwearless and leave a trail wherever they go? or did they devise some sort of catchment thing to collect it? oh well. i'll never know, coz no one's alive to tell me about it. even if there was someoe alive, they wont be able to rmb a time without a sanitary pad.
oh no! what if im stranded at sea one day, and i suddenly got my period? wouldn'y sharks be drawn to the scent of blood? despite it being deemed 'dirty' blood? i think so. ok, back to my age-old saying, i not ever intending on having kids, so should i get a ligation? when a person gets a ligation, does that mean they stop menstruating as well? if no, then i shant waste my money. man, there must be some way of stopping it. ok...go think of a way, and tell me. fuck...i feel something squishy.