over

firstly, big yay! that exams are over. not that i've been slogging mch over it, but it is a relief. no more last minute anxiety attacks thanks to the likes of alvin,yao and zhenyou, who love to mix up dates and times and tell me i've been pouring over the wrong subjects the night before. asses.

oh, followed ben to far east flora today. so many pretty flowers and plants. felt like buying them, for myself. yes, buying flowers for myself, pathetic but true. wanted to buy nice nice potted orchids. but have i ever mentioned about my 'touch of death'? yes, unknowingly, i kill innocent plants. take for example, my holiday job last yr,before entering poly. there were 2 beautiful potted white orchids,and my mom's friend had had them for over 2 years. then, all i had to do was water them - a little everyday. i did. i carried out the instructions perfectly,he even saw me do it. yet, my kindly gesture killed them. dang. i even killed the bamboo plant in the lounge area. shits. how do you kill bamboo? man i suck at plants. oh, and you know in primary school, whenever you won those maths and science competitions, they would give you a cute tiny cactus? yea, i had a row of them(unbelievable huh? me + maths + science = success. long ago story.) and they all died. year after year, whenever i got new ones, at first i would water them, and they died. i wouldnt water them, and they died. i watered them a little. they died. who the hell can kill cactuses as well???? damnit. so there. i kill plants unintentionally.

~BLEEDING CHRONICLES (Part 2)~

Prior to part 1 (check august 25th) whereby i described the discharge and reasons for the period, and the wonders of some of those women in the past. today, i shall give you an insight on the joys of menstrual cramps. and also, a look into the regularity of this wondrous cycle. plus, another reason for when you receive the 'gift from the goddesses'.

Wonderful. yet again, i have be stricken with the juice of the almighties. excellent. just when i'm done with exams too. i shall telll you how it occurred. going to pee today, and *poof* i was urinating haemoglobin. yes. this, dear friends is due to a word called 'pressure' also commonly known as 'stress'. though i may not show the classic symptoms of high-level stress, my body is experiencing it for me. therefore, this acts as a catalyst to bring forward the bleeding cycle to an earlier timeslot.

pain is pleasure. this statement may be deemed true when you have a bruise and press it for the heck of it. but when it boils down to 'menstrual cramps' it is not a force to be reckoned with. monthly bouts of this technicality is more than enough for most, as for me, for 3 months and counting, i have been hit with this wave. first, a tightness is felt, thinking you have to excrete, aka empty your bowels, you head over the the golden throne, only to realize, you're shitless. yes. then, you amble out to your living room, to slouch on the couch, and OOOF! you are hit with yet another wave of searing pain. clutching your belly(or you know, the intestinal area) you bend over, and remain that way for the rest of the day. either that, or you flop into bed, to forget the pain. the strong, endearing pain.

that's all for this issue of the bleeding chronicles. tune in for more. next time, we shall cover the 'how oblivious/insensitive boyfriends should deal with their pmsey gfs'.