the ong lai chronicles

the without further ado, here are the 'ong lai chronicles'. how lovely her replies, can't you just hear her voice playing slowly in your heaD? i know i can...yada-yada-yada.. whiny irritating sound, buzzing around, trying to flick her away..but she's a fiesty lil bug..urgh. pest. yucks. so angry. at least i passed ok! bitch. fuck her. nabeicheebyefuckyoukaninafukarooneybloodyarseholetamade.

ONG LAI REPLY #1
Our dept no longer conduct supplementary examination. Students who fail
will have to repeat the same module next semester. Your CA marks were very
low, partly because you missed a number of practicals. Otherwise, there is
a high chance for you to have cleared the IPC module.

Rgds.

ONG LAI REPLY #2
But that is exactly what I have been telling the students all along.
Remember I told you it is easy to fit in a 2-hour Physiology lecture for
repeating students, but not for other modules? When students need to
repeat a module that require 6-7 hours, it would be almost impossible to
graduate with the rest. Anyway, you didn't perform well in the exams
either. You have to repeat the module. There is no way that you can cope
and still pass all your second year modules if you carry on like this. Ask
some second year students and you will know it is much more demanding.

Rgds.
Ms Ong

aftermath

had a great birthday. ok.
failed ipc. not ok.

joycey has a little lamb....

yeps...just got my dear star(it's a bitch lar!) shaved bald! and she looks so adorable still. but maybe shldnt have given her injections today,now she's so tempremental. keeps on snapping at me. she has yeast infecion on her body and in her ears..i was so impressed with the vet,it's a lady btw, and she was so swift in her diagnosis. i wanna be like that. i aspire to be her one day. she's russian/french/canadian, coz she has a funny accent. very french in person,but russian over the phone. im insane. omg...aspirations...ambition, where does all that lead to? disappointment. yes. because i just dreamt last night that i had failed ipc, 20/100,how i knew the exact score,but it's the dream, so yea..and i got a letter of dismissal coz i failed physio again. it was so real...im shuddering in my undies right now. sheesh. im dreading the results. failing 1 subject would make me be held back an additional 6 months, and failing physio again wld lead to a dismissal. wad am i to do??? im in a lose-lose situation. *sigh*.

funny thinga-ma-jigs

im bored and angry, so sue me!!!

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read it

found this in one of my yahoogroups i joined. it's like looking at life through a lens. i like it alot. and im still fucked up. just read it, ok?


STEP IN LIFE

I'm a baby
Opening my eyes for the first time
Opening my hands to close them again in my mother's fingers
Walking my first steps of life.

I'm a child
Getting to learn my first lessons of real life
Don't understand a few things,
Why can't I eat all the candies I want?
And I'm taking another step in life.

I'm a teenager
Getting to know how life really is
Experiencing the first bittersweet drops of love, injustice and madness
Trying to decide about my future
And trying to break the links from home.
Preparing for the next step of life

I'm the adult
I'm the parent, the responsable one
I'll watch life all around me grow as I become older and older
I work, I sweat, I come home tired
I find beauty in the smallest things
And as I watch my kids I pray to God for everything good to them.
My steps are easy to be seen.

I'm ancient now
I've walked what I had to walk
I've seen what I had to see
I've heard what I had to hear
And as flames eat my body, as salt gets into my bones, as wind
takes my ashes away
I still learn
And I know that, as from the ashes a phoenix rises,
I shall rise again
And step back in life.

Ana Reis

fucked up

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dont ask why.

chocolate!!!!

yet another night without dinner, 4 nights in a row.great. right now,here's my most wanted list:

-chocolate banana cake from secret recipe

-cadbury flake chocolate bar!

-flaming baked alaska

-creme caramel from shangri-la,though it's non-existent now

-MASHED POTATOES!!!!craving for tt the most!!!

ok..all done with my menu. Waiter! toodly-loos.

drab

dull day. gonna be really superficial here, cause it's just one of those days. nothing happened. went to gardens at 11+, bought dog chow, hamster food, fish flakes,new harness and leash, new hamster chew toy,snacks for dog,and a s-pack. yeps.tt's all. then foundout tt video EZY opened a store in gardens. rented a couple of movies, and headed home. bored. spent entire day lounging around lyke an overgrown couch potato. drab dull day.

eeks! my tooth hurts like shit. yikes! pain. pain. occurs suddenly,then disappears.must check it out asap. y0wch!

shuddup

urgh.so much for being able to enjoy the hols. parents = slave drivers. driving me insane. anyhow, these past few nights, i've been pushing my pentium II comp to its limits.haha. yes, been d/l multiple episodes of the L word,hah. quite funny. and dramatic. not bad. ok, i admit, i love the show.real good. should go d/l it pple, since it'll never get the chance to grace singapore tV sets.just realized one show is like 500,000+kb. helluva huge.and i've already d/l the 2hr pilot,and another episode. ok,enough said.

yes, smthg happned last night,no..in the wee hours of the morning.from 3.30am till 5am. ahaha. was on the phone.and lucky i looked at the clock,and had to hang up! i literally scrambled up my bed,switching off everything,but,i forgot to take my laptop into my room!!!nvm, just as i stretched my legs out onto the bed, my dad's alarm clock sounded! could hear him getting outta bed, and then, there was light again! so the lights,tv and fans just took a 2min rest.ahahhaa.my heart was beating so fast, it would have popped right out if it could. felt lyke i was some nifty-sneaky person.aahaahahaha. insanity takes over me once again. oh,the phone call was..i dont..partly impulsive,partly necessary. in a sense. don't u think it was informative? dont worry.no one would guess. i'll throw them off with mentionings of other things like, dont u find brad pitt oh-so-hott?ahahah. im so good at sidetracking,that i amaze myself at times.

oooh!!!! dear alvin is leaving for japan at this very moment!!!have fun yea!!! buy tons of useless souveniers for everyone!!!rmb, i want the japanese dildo with bunny ears, that vibrates at hyper speed!!!hah. sure, just remember not to become unrecognizable when u come back to sG...take care!!

*nothing eventful occurred today,except for the fact tt i woke up at 1.35pm, my bro woke up at 11am, and my sis(who's 9 yrs old) left the hse to get us lunch. weird. role reversal.parents were both working.aahhaa. at least i gotta have a good sleep-in.

HAVE YOU HEARD IT???

ahahhahaa. have you all heard the next william hung of singaporE? yes..that voice..aint it familiar? it's not mine, it;s UMA's. yes..for those who know the famous UMA..that's him. his debut single.ahahaha. hilarious. when i 1st heard it, i was conked out with laughter. practically in stitches. sheesh. so, if anyone has anymore crazy recordings, send them to me,of course, i must first screen them for level of hilarity,but yar..it'll keep everyone entertained!!!! im so intrigued.ahaahhaa. so funny. i will just keep coing back to my own blog. since it's loop playing here. ahahahaha. i still cant get over it. and i've been listening to it since 1am. ahahaha.

anyhow, caught the premiere of TROY today.cinema was a full house. rocks!!!!omg...brad pitt gets naked pple!!!but we dont get to see anything, 'cept for his marvellous abs,body, and orlando bloom's body n abs are fantastic as well. 3 hours long!! golly gosh...sat there, glued to my seat. cinematography, location, actors, everything was great. just so satisfying, i would have paid to go watch this movie. but, luckily i got free tix! hah. so beautiful beautiful pple in this film. even eric bana looked gorgeous. wow. so...brad pitt really played achilles, he was achilles, he was a god. the golden god. wow. ahhhh.....loving every second of tt movie. they deserve awards. as good as gladiator, maybe better, since there's a stellar cast.

what's a mother to me?

oh, so how's the template everyone? F.Y.I.: it's a premade template from blogger. yea, i know this is my 2nd entry of the nite(technically,morning), but just gotta mention this. u would all think im evil after this. but, heck. yea, mother's day. so everyone was nice to their moms on thei day, but mine was working. and no, i didnt get her anything. why should i? this is gonna sound uber evil, but, really, she's just been snapping at my heels all year round. and i really cant tolerate it anymore. for every little thing,she just combusts. *sigh*. so for mother's day, my sis made smthg for her, my bro wrote one of his famous poems and bought a card, dad brought her for tim sum on monday,for lunch, and me...i just treated it like any other sunday. awaiting her scolding me. now, it's no more 'go and study', it's 'stop watching tv, dont u have anything better to do....' see how i live, see who i live with, it aint no brady bunch. it's...worse than the simpsons.we're dysfunctional, and have no love lost. as in, my parents dont treasure me as much as they do good-little-marcus and isabelle - the apple of their eye. im not displaying jealousy here, but, just wanna point out their unreasonableness(if there's such a word). suxx being me. ah well. at least i;ve got other things to look forward to.

I WON TIX TO TROY!!!!!

YES!!!!! I WON TICKETS TO SEE THE PREMIERE OF TROY TOMORROW!!!!!in absolute elation right now!!!lyke..i felt like prancing around when the lady called me. lalalala. oh, went for rehearsals today...ok.swelteringly hot day. cld practically see the heatwave vapours drifting above the road surface.sheesh. oh..yea, rehearsals were ok..but i need air-con. yes..im a pampered "princess"...but air-conditioner is in dire need, as the weather is just so unagreeably hot this time round. it may be spring break for rena in states,where pple head out to hawaii or cancun.but here, pple creep into dark cool corners,or just stay at home,under shelter..lyke vampires.i mean,it's just way to hot,tt it's unhealthy to stay out in the sun.anyway, tt's all for today.

sing when you're NOT winning

heyya! exams are overr...but the troubles has just begun! yeps. coming home from physio on fri, walking from amk mrt to a bus stop, i was lyke thinking in me mind, pls god show me a sign abt my exam results, when...RAM!!! heard a crashing sound directly behind me! great, i thought a car was gonna ram me down. no. but it was a sign. a motocyclist got rammed down by a taxi. him n the bike flew onto the pavement. the bike was shattered.literally,as in pieces flew everywhere,one woman was on the road,as she had been hit by debris,and went to retrieve her shoe from the road. the motorcyclist was pretty banged up. his helmet still on, curled on his side, clutching his leg, crying. his jeans had been ripped, blood oozing everywhere. someone asked if he was alrite..and he shook his head.pretty scary. well..here's the best part..dumb ole' me, thought i was freakin' smart dialled '911'. and waited. all i got was engaged tone. guess wad? not until later tt i realised singapore's emergency number was '995'. how dumb cld i have been? very apparently. too much american tV programmes i guess. ahah.ok, so guess i dont know if it's a bad sign or a good sign. im going with bad. haha.

ok...singapore idol everybody!!! why doesnt anyone wanna accompany me? it's all in the name of fun!! u think i can really sing? i just want to be crazy n enjoy myself..and yes..friends..pls be kind n come along. it's gonna be interesting. so what if it's a little humiliating? it's all in the name of fun, and pple know tt. but i think singaporeans dont know how to have fun..so im there to teach them. yeps. how kind of me to offer my services. ahahaha. oh well...buddies!! lend me your time for just a few hours....ahahaha. c'mon girls..and guys...u gotta admit, it wld be fun. i wld make it fun. heh...15secs of fame.ok, not seeking to fame, but seeking the enjoyment. be jovial pple, optimistic, maybe one of u all wld make the cut, i sure wldnt, but im all psyched about it. ahahhaa. ok. shall sign on for today.